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| Ussj Future Trunks | Sep 22 2010, 10:59 AM Post #1 |
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inspired by my goku bashing rant on the "why does everyone hate gt" thread. heres the original. "hur durr hey kakarot...the smart thing to do would be fuse as the fate of the universe is at stake here" "hur dur...no vegeta...i want to fight a mass murderer and the greatest threat weve ever faced by myself" "why" "dunno." "you do realise you probably cant beat him and will need help cos your ssj3 is broken and will drain you too fast rendering you useless, and forcing me to get my ***** kicked trying to buy time while you stand around "charging", then youll lose all your power and wish you still had those earrings? "nah itll work out. destroy the earrings!" they do. later. "i wish i had those earrings." "i have a plan" "your gonna wish the strongest fighter we have to come and kill buu with ease for us" "no the writer loves to make it contrived for the sake of drama. your gonna make a spirit bomb that has no gurantee of working, and that buu would probably push it back cos your too weak to push it, at which time, ill conveniantly remember we still have a wish" "ok vegeta. sounds good!" "i could have beaten him when he was fat" "you do realise that cost the lives of almost every being on earth and almost doomed the universe to destruction because you were too naive to realise that sending in toddlers to save the earth might not be such a good idea?" "..." anyone want me to write up some others? |
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"I am Lord Freeza, whom none surpass me; no one even comes close! BURN THIS INTO YOUR MIND! I am emperor of the universe! The likes of you are only fit to grovel at my FEET....or better still TO BE CRUSHED, LIKE AN INSECT AT THe WHIM OF YOUR MASTER!!!- Chris Ayres, Freeza, DBZKAI dub from Funimation | |
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| + Ryebrid | Sep 22 2010, 11:15 AM Post #2 |
 
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| Ussj Future Trunks | Sep 22 2010, 11:20 AM Post #3 |
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this is probably my movies summary. ah peace time....goku and his friends are having a picnic when BOOM! OMFG NEW VILLAIN WHO APPEARED ABOUT 5 SECONDS AFTER GOKU BEAT THE LAST GUY! AND GUESS WHAT! HE HAS A GENERIC VILLAIN GOAL OF.....DESTROYING THINGS! so krillin and the useless z fighters get their asses kicked while goku undergoes SUPAA TRAINING *rocky theme*. "oh we are so useless. if only goku were here to save our pathetic skins". finally goku arrives and yells AAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH for over 9000 episodes. if that doesnt work then he tries to kill the villain by staring him to death. this...never works. so they fight. real fast. i mean fast. i cant even see them. wait no...thats because theres so much lightning and lasers and crap in the way...oh there we go...wait. theres just blue waves in the sky. the hell is this? wheres the fight? anyway that carries on for 9000 episodes till goku is beaten up and lying on the ground. oh if only there were some useless friends here to help him. Piccolo: hi gohan. im here to - OMFG IM BEING Owned. generic villain: mwahahaha im so evil and strong and...evil. behold my generic regeneration powaaa! behold my ability to own trained martial artists by magic and standing around absorbing jews! vegeta: hi -AAARGGHHH DAMMIT! WHY DO THE WRITERS HATE ME *vegeta owned count: 8000* goku: well they are useless. time for ULTIMATE TOEI PAWWWNCCHHH! BLAARRRGGGHHH! the villain screams epicly and is never ever mentioned again. krillin: goku you were almost dead a minute ago. how did you pull power out of your as- GOKU: BORED NOW. lets go home and eat things! and scene. |
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"I am Lord Freeza, whom none surpass me; no one even comes close! BURN THIS INTO YOUR MIND! I am emperor of the universe! The likes of you are only fit to grovel at my FEET....or better still TO BE CRUSHED, LIKE AN INSECT AT THe WHIM OF YOUR MASTER!!!- Chris Ayres, Freeza, DBZKAI dub from Funimation | |
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| + Ryebrid | Sep 22 2010, 11:35 AM Post #4 |
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LOL! HOLY TIT! That was friggin Hilarious!!! "Finally Goku arrives and yells AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGHHHHHHH for over 9000 episodes" <-- LOL! "Piccolo: hi gohan. im here to - OMFG IM BEING Owned" <-- LOL! "vegeta: hi -AAARGGHHH DAMMIT! WHY DO THE WRITERS HATE ME *vegeta owned count: 8000" <---- LOL!!!! Keep writing them man that was bloody hilarious!
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| + Pyrus | Sep 22 2010, 05:09 PM Post #5 |
 
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Wow, these are *****ing hilarious. You're really good at this. |
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| ryanson209 | Sep 22 2010, 08:53 PM Post #6 |
MAGICAL GIRLS REPRESENT
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I just read your post, USSJ, in the style of egoraptor's DBZ in a Nutshell. Pretty funny. Pretty hard. |
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| + Ryebrid | Sep 23 2010, 05:40 AM Post #7 |
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I want More Ussj ... More more!
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| Ussj Future Trunks | Sep 23 2010, 06:12 AM Post #8 |
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alright. history of vegeta a long time ago in a galaxy....next to ours. vegeta: waa waaa baby prince wants milk. someone fetch me a nipple! (hope LK doesnt mind) king vegeta: your gonna be a super saiyan son...only broly was just born...and uh..kakarot a low class clown is gonna beat you to it as well.. vegeta: huh? king vegeta: never mind. frieza: hi. ima take your son. king vegeta: ok! vegeta: wait what? king vegeta: bye! vegeta: *****... nappa: vegeta...vegeta! guy who is weaker than broly says what? vegeta: nappa what the hell do you want? nappa: our whole planet was just destroyed...only me, raditz and you survived...oh and i think i saw broly flying away with his dad..somehow a baby can make a shield that enables him to fly through space...but i dont care! vegeta: well how was it destroyed? raditz - frieza- nappa - a METEOR! shut it raditz. many years later (vegeta: UFT i think i can narrate my own flashbacks) vegeta: im so sick of this. always sucking up to that man...girl...thing. nappa: lets go get the dragonballs then vegeta. they come to earth. vegeta: im the prince of all saiyans and im destined to become immortal! all fall before my wra- nappa - your still like weaker than cui vegeta. vegeta: ***** YOU! goku: hi. *beats the hell out of nappa* vegeta: dont need you no more. die. nappa: but im like one of the last saiyans left. why would you kill who your prince of-AARRRRGHHH! goku: that wasnt nice. vegeta: well i am evil you know. goku: fine then. KAIOKEN! vegeta: wait what? *is raped* vegeta: ***** YOU KAKAROT! MONKEY TIME! goku: well this isnt good. vegeta your weak. you cant even beat up my 5 year old son and the bald guy. vegeta: ***** YOU! vegeta leaves earth. vegeta: *****in kakarot....even though i technically beat him, im still pissed off and will do anything to surpass him and defeat frieza! who i conveniantly forgot to mention on earth. now to kick all these guys asses and go after frie- *is raped by zarbon* vegeta: DAMN IT! thats the end of part 1. |
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"I am Lord Freeza, whom none surpass me; no one even comes close! BURN THIS INTO YOUR MIND! I am emperor of the universe! The likes of you are only fit to grovel at my FEET....or better still TO BE CRUSHED, LIKE AN INSECT AT THe WHIM OF YOUR MASTER!!!- Chris Ayres, Freeza, DBZKAI dub from Funimation | |
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| + Pyrus | Sep 23 2010, 11:30 AM Post #9 |
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Lol, keep it up. This is incredibly enjoyable. |
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| Nusu | Sep 23 2010, 12:53 PM Post #10 |
Piccolo Daimao > Piccolo Jr.
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Haha ROFL! Awesome keep´em coming. Namek is about to explode. Frieza: In 5 minute this planet will explode!!!!!!! Next Episode. Frieza: The PLANET IS ABOUT TO EXPLODE!!! Next Episode. Frieza: THIS PLANET WILL EXPLODEEEE!!!111 Goku: Seriously? We´re *****ing done. Edited by Nusu, Sep 23 2010, 12:57 PM.
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| Ussj Future Trunks | Sep 24 2010, 02:44 AM Post #11 |
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>Goku: Seriously? We´re *****ing done. goku: we're *****ing done professionally. frieza: i got mecha upgrades biatch goku: OH GOOD FOR YOU! |
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"I am Lord Freeza, whom none surpass me; no one even comes close! BURN THIS INTO YOUR MIND! I am emperor of the universe! The likes of you are only fit to grovel at my FEET....or better still TO BE CRUSHED, LIKE AN INSECT AT THe WHIM OF YOUR MASTER!!!- Chris Ayres, Freeza, DBZKAI dub from Funimation | |
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| + Ryebrid | Sep 24 2010, 05:45 AM Post #12 |
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lol continue from your last big post
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| Nusu | Sep 24 2010, 06:15 AM Post #13 |
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Goku: And how was it? Its *****ing ruined now cause the planet is about to explode. Frieza: But Uh---. Goku: "But Uh---" I WANT YOU OFF THE *****ING PLANET YOU PRICK!!!! |
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| Ussj Future Trunks | Sep 26 2010, 02:36 AM Post #14 |
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vegeta recovers from being beaten by zarbon and kills him. but then finds out someone stole his balls. vegeta: YOU WONT ESCAPE MY *****ING WRAAAATHH! the ginyu force arrive and vegeta dispatches guldo. vegeta: yeah see that? krillin: even i could beat that frog. vegeta: ***** YOU! vegeta is raped by recoome. goku: hi. goku one shots recoome. vegeta: DAMN YOU KAKAROT. goku: teehee *waves his ssj aura in vegeta's face* vegeta grumbles and rants. |
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"I am Lord Freeza, whom none surpass me; no one even comes close! BURN THIS INTO YOUR MIND! I am emperor of the universe! The likes of you are only fit to grovel at my FEET....or better still TO BE CRUSHED, LIKE AN INSECT AT THe WHIM OF YOUR MASTER!!!- Chris Ayres, Freeza, DBZKAI dub from Funimation | |
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| + Ryebrid | Sep 26 2010, 05:40 AM Post #15 |
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lol
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